There are primarily 3 different types of investors who post on the message boards.
1. Those who don't know anything: approx. 10%
2. Those who know a little: approx. 10%
3. Those who don't realize they don't know anything: approx. 80%
1. Those who don't know anything: approx. 10%
2. Those who know a little: approx. 10%
3. Those who don't realize they don't know anything: approx. 80%
Wallstreet Market Commentary ...
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
And Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market...
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
And Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market...
Making Money
Q: How to make a million in the stock market?
A: Start with two!
A: Start with two!
QUESTION: When does a person decide to become a stockbroker?
ANSWER : When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker
ANSWER : When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker
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---------------------------------------------------------Q: In these busy market times, how can you get the attention of your broker?
A: Say, "Hey, waiter!" (he's waitin always to get the price...)
A: Say, "Hey, waiter!" (he's waitin always to get the price...)
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The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.
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The stock market was in a terrible state. One day the Sensex was unchanged and they called it a rally......
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Trading online is just great. I find it really speeds things up.
I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before
I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before
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"I hear that you drop some money in Markets. Were you a bull or a bear?"
"Neither, just a plain simple ass."
"Neither, just a plain simple ass."
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